Hair Extensions Gossip

Why is it that my hair requires the same care as a mogwai?! Can’t get it wet, expose it to direct sunlight or feed it after midnight!  If one does break these rules then a spree of vicious creatures will spawn and terrorise the city! Well not quite but there will be consequences that’s for sure. I can’t decide what’s worse, the rain or the wind? See when it rains, I just look like a drowned rat, a rat with great long hair yes but a rat nonetheless but when it’s blowing a gale, disaster, wefts are on show!!! This just wont do, but I got to thinking, if I did own a mogwai, I would have to take care to follow these simple rules right? So I’ll do the same with my hair, just take care and always be prepared. In the event of heavy rain, I’ll scrunch and call it tousled chic and as for those pesky gales, I’ll tie it back and back comb my ponytail for that “I just threw it up” look! I will make it my responsibility as the owner of such a volatile mane to always look my best come rain or shine!